"You've been just knocking about the gaff for 4 solid f***ing days now, i mean enough is enough. Stop moping about and go see you mates so i can have some peace and quiet..."
Sound familiar? Send your fella/significant other away for a few hours on the Saturday between Christmas and NYE and take the afternoon for yourself after a thoroughly selfless Christmas period and we will entertain them with a beer and whisk(e)y tasting.
A perfect little Christmas present too ;)